Monday, March 26, 2012

Always Be Prepared!

If there is one thing that Amber and I learned on this trip, 
it's that you should always be prepared!

Unfortunately for us, we both suffered from not being as prepared as we could have been, Amber a little more than myself.

For me, I just did not pack any clothes for warm weather. 
Silly me, New York in March and I didn't pack and flip flops or pants. 
So I had to go by some to survive.

Amber on the other hand had a few more struggles…

No tooth paste, no shampoo/conditioner, and no razor. 
That's just the toiletries!

As we walked all day through the city, our feet started to kill us. 
They hurt Amber so much that she decided to just buy new walking shoes. 

Hopping into Payless she found some beautiful black grandpa shoes and 
we were off to see the 9/11 memorial.

As we are walking some more, Amber starts to get cold 
and of course she left her jacket in the hostel cause she is hard core like that. 
Or so she thought. 

That is when we ended up in H&M so that Amber could get herself a jacket 
to survive the sudden change of weather.

So now we know. 
Always be prepared! 
And if you travel with Amber, just pack for the two of you :)


Sunday, March 25, 2012

Noises and Boys

Amber: "When I'm full, I like to make noises. Ahhhhh"

Amber: "When I'm drunk, I just like to talk to boyssss…
even though I know they are not cute."

Some good things to know about Amber before you travel with her. 
Don't take her out in public to eat unless you like loud noises at the table 
that may make people stare…

Also, if she becomes a busty bitch after consuming large amounts of alcohol, 
she likes to talk to boys.  
ANY boys. 
Like the boys who go to bars alone and then get kicked out...

That means after you hail a taxi and yell her name four times 
while she is taking to a guy, she might ignore you at first. 
But don't let that stop you!

Once you make a scene, you should be fine. 
She may say you cock blocked her, but in reality you saved her. 
She just won't admit it until the next morning :)

Cheers New York!

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Amber and Her Men

So Amber and I are at the famous Serendipity right now! 



Sitting in the exact spot that John and Kate sat at during the movie. 


 The host loves us obviously.

While Amber is talking about how much she loves John Cusack,
we start talking about celebrity crushes. 

On the count of 3 we decided to say a Hollywood hunk we love-
1.2.3!

Me: "Ryan Gosling"

Amber: "Edward Norton"

Ummmmm ok…
Trying to defend her man, she explains-

"Back in the day he could make hearts swoon and bodies shake."

I don't think we will have to worry about fighting over the same guy tonight at the bars :)

Some of Amber's other men on our trip-

I can agree that David is a hottie...and so can the people around us!


And then there is Prince...She is on her own with this one.
 

Friday, March 23, 2012

Row Row Row Your Boat

Boats and Amber just don't mix…

As we were walking through Central Park, we saw a cute lake with people in row boats. 
How could we pass that up?!? 
We rented a boat and without any instruction we were pushed from the dock.

After a few minutes, we got it down. 
And when I say we and mean me…


 I rowed us under the bridge and took us on a romantic boat ride.

Singing "I'm on a Boat" we spent an hour rowing around. 
It was time to turn in the boat so Amber finally took over and rowed us ashore. 



As Amber got out, the boat started to tip. 
I could feel myself falling over but thankfully the boat man caught the boat in time. 
Oh Amber…just trying to get rid of me already.

A Look Into Our Future...

Amber and I just got a glimpse into our futures with the help of a $10 psychic.

Reading our palms she told us the good, the bad and the ugly.

Ali:
  • I will not be happy with my career life at first but don't worry, it will change and I will be traveling! 
  • I also have a 'J' in my live life soon. Fingers crossed! Anyone know a guy whos name starts with 'J'…


Amber:
  • Amber has an 'M' in her future love life so lets help her out with that. 
  • She has a brown haired person that does not wish her well…oh no 
  • But she has some good options career wise coming her way, she just needs to choose carefully. 
  • Thankfully Friday is her lucky day so maybe Amber will find her love tonight ;)

New York treatin' us well so far 
but if only we packed for summer and not winter…

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Amber Thinking Her Thoughts

Amber: "Don't worry, I'm just thinking to myself…outloud…"

Oh Amber, what a single beer will do to your thought process. 


First dinner right outside of The New York Times building. 
Makes us feel like such New Yorkers/tourists. 

On the bright side, 40 year olds hit on us and called me a child. 
Great night ;)

Worn Out On Day One

That awkward moment when the person you are with 
falls to the ground on her knees because her feet are hurting…



That's one way to solve the problem!

Only day one and she's struggling to keep up. 
Four more to go! :)