Noises and Boys

Amber: "When I'm full, I like to make noises. Ahhhhh"

Amber: "When I'm drunk, I just like to talk to boyssss…

even though I know they are not cute."

Some good things to know about Amber before you travel with her. 

Don't take her out in public to eat unless you like loud noises at the table 

that may make people stare…

Also, if she becomes a busty bitch after consuming large amounts of alcohol, 

she likes to talk to boys.  
ANY boys. 
Like the boys who go to bars alone and then get kicked out...

That means after you hail a taxi and yell her name four times 

while she is taking to a guy, she might ignore you at first. 
But don't let that stop you!

Once you make a scene, you should be fine. 

She may say you cock blocked her, but in reality you saved her. 

She just won't admit it until the next morning :)

Cheers New York!